SBURB Beta - The Second Coming

THAT'S RIGHT! It's back.
And we're hopefully going to keep a good balance of conspiratorial planning and whimsical adventure this time...
And presume we'll remain true to Homestuck's canon unless we say otherwise!

These are the Letter Sets you can use for your chumhandle, you pick 2 letters from either set, and those letters have to be the beginning letters of your chumhandle.
EX. comicalExcavationer [CE]

MVSA (planets)
CSPM (four temperaments)
NHOC (four elements for life)
ACGT (four nucleotides of DNA)


The setting is like the Homestuck Kids' home 'verse, but a good distance separated due to universes each having one team of protagonists; our characters are humanoid save one small difference; they all have pronounced tusk-like canines. These can be upper or lower, and any size/shape

RULES
1. your power or your hero name with the power in it cannot directly relate to it
2. your name has to relate to a Medieval occupation + Concept
3. No planning your Strife weapon, clothes, communicator or any other alchemized item until you have the correct equipment.

FORM

Character Name:
Description:
Logo:
Interests:
Chumhandle & Letterset (we'd prefer if we can all use the same one but whatevs! example- ectoBiologist [EB]):
Associated Favorite Color:
Associated Obj./Grist Category:
House Description:
Hero Title (to be announced at a later date):
Incipisphere Planet (EX. Land of Wind & Shade; this is where your house goes.):
Guardian & Reason for Enmity (your parent, uncle, etcetera...):
Fetch Modus:
Syntax (EX. types like this, Types Like This, type2 liike thii2, Communicates as such, tYPES LIKE THIS):

Character Name(try to make it sound abnormal): Xavier Quillpen
Chumhandle & Letterset (we'd prefer if we can all use the same one but whatevs! example- ectoBiologist [EB]):activeCamouflage
Associated Favorite Color: Dark Purple
Associated Obj./Grist Category: Volcanic Rock
House Description: An Oil Rig in the middle of the ocean That explains enough.
Hero Title (to be announced at a later date): Priest of Shadows
Incipisphere Planet (EX. Land of Wind & Shade; this is where your house goes.): Land of Tar and Caves
Guardian & Reason for Enmity (your parent, uncle, etcetera...): my aunt they are obsessed with incense
Fetch Modus: Veberbous (number of letters in the item's name)
Character Description: kris blade like fangs(KRIS BLADE IMAGE), semi-short, Black hair, Purple Sunglasses, black t-shirt and grey jeans
T-shirt Logo: has a dark purple light bulb
Interests or obsessions: he has high paranoia, loves collecting ironic Light bulbs, and can create rudimentary inventions using electric materials
syntax: Replaces every F with PH every S with Z and every O with Q

Character Name: Zain Treacle
Description: Normal-looking person, shade hoodie, teal pants, cyan shirt, tall-ish, amber aviators, thin and short purple tusks.
Logo: A yeti in a block of ice.
Interests: Ice, cold, water, enjoys making ammunition for his revolver, and makes himself gun powder using the ingredients he nicks from around the house. Likes revolvers.
Chumhandle & Letterset (we'd prefer if we can all use the same one but whatevs! example- ectoBiologist [EB]): callousGunslinger
Associated Favorite Color: Shade
Associated Obj./Grist Category: Exotic metals.
House Description: A large mansion, formed of dark metal in the dark rainy areas with a observatory tower on the side, where Zain enjoys tinkering with his experiments.
Hero Title (to be announced at a later date): Assassin of Cold
Incipisphere Planet (EX. Land of Wind & Shade; this is where your house goes.): Land of Snow and Mist
Guardian & Reason for Enmity (your parent, uncle, etcetera...): Grandma. She likes china a lot.
Fetch Modus: Cube. (First thing I pick up is the core of the cube/square, and the other items are for example first layer after core is 8 items, next one is 16, so on.
Syntax: I is 1, E is 3, and otherwise types in all lower case, informally. EX: h3y dud3 thats my hous3 1s that yours

Character Name: Noxious Pixfin
Description: Bagged eyes, very large cyan tusks, grey shirt, black pants, Color changing shades.
Logo: Bio-hazard
Interests: Architecture
Chumhandle & Letterset: architecturalGallivant
Associated Favorite Color: Cyan
Associated Obj./Grist Category: Carbon
House Description: Very large amassment of 20 spires.
Hero Title (to be announced at a later date): Aegis of Acid
Incipisphere Planet (EX. Land of Wind & Shade; this is where your house goes.): Causticity & Falls
Guardian & Reason for Enmity (your parent, uncle, et cetera...): Godfather
Fetch Modus: Verbose (Number of letter=Slot, Use verb=number of letters)
Syntax (EX. types like this, Types Like This, type2 liike thii2, Communicates as such, tYPES LIKE THIS): Tieps, liek, this,.

Character Name: Keith Tangaea
Description: Wears a nondescript black long-sleeved rubber-insulated shirt and pants (something like a wetsuit) and wind goggles (for repairing the outside of the tower in bad weather conditions). Medium length black hair and vestigial fangs poking out from his upper lip. Generally a nice and somewhat excitable person (due to lacking other social interaction), but living in the tower makes him bored and a little unstable.
Logo: A sea green spyglass.
Interests: From his haphazard repair of the comms tower he lives in (he managed to fix his internet connection), he's managed to learn from it (which he is a little pleased with). He's made several contraptions using spare parts and the repair equipment. Electricity is his forte.
Chumhandle: cloudscapeTechnician
Associated Favorite Color: Sea Green
Associated Obj./Grist Category: Flammable materials (explosives)
House Description: Communications tower, a couple hundred feet tall, with various broadcasting equipment in general disrepair laying around and many dishes/antennas attached to the top. Will post a pic later.
Hero Title: Page of Thunder
Incipisphere Planet: Land of Industry and Storms; a factory world covered by swirling hurricanes, rainclouds, and twisters.
Guardian & Reason for Enmity: His father; last remaining known family member. He is constantly trying to use/repair the radio equipment, and wants Keith to help.
Fetch Modus: Trees, uses leaves because dropping stuff outside was disastrously troublesome.
Syntax: Uses either all uppercase or all lowercase mostly; and his being so excitable leads to multiple instances of punctuation. CApitAlizes the letter A.

RULES
1. your power or your hero name with the power in it cannot directly relate to it
2. your name has to relate to a Medieval occupation + Concept
3. No planning your Strife weapon, clothes, communicator or any other alchemized item until you have the correct equipment.
BTW

-- activeCamoflage [AC] started pestering cloudscapeTechnician [CT] --

AC: Man zure muzt zuck to be up in that tQwer dude
AC: I mean iph I waz up there I wQuld phucking blQw a phucking gazget

Character Name: Thomas Lalorone
Description: Short, but poofy brown hair, large round glasses, giant red fangs that touch the floor (they get in the way, really), and Pale green eyes.
Logo: Fingerprint
Interests: He likes to pretend he's a detective...it gets rather annoying
Chumhandle & Letterset: cunningAmateur
Associated Favorite Color: Red
Associated Obj./Grist Category: Metal
House Description: It's like a run down piece of crap shack. Two bedrooms, one kitchen, one living room, horrible plumbing, bad wireless connection
Hero Title: Knight of Sight
Incipisphere Planet: Land of Shadows and Aether
Guardian & Reason for Enmity: Mom...
Fetch Modus: Stak
Syntax: TYPE2 L1KE TH12 D00D (all caps and numbers mostly)

-- callousGunslinger [CG] started pestering activeCamoflage [AC] --
CG: h3y bro whats up
CG: my grandma lock3d me 1n my room b3caus3 sh3 th1nks 1ll br3ak h3r sh1tty ch1na
CG: dont th1nk 1ll b3 g3tt1ng thos3 d1sks any t1m3 soon
CG: 1ts 1n th3 hug3 t3apot sh3 has 1n th3 m1ddl3 of th3 caut1on tap3 sh1t

You jolt upward as the elevator hits the roof of the spire, the door quickly shoots open and you sit on your mattress contemplating what to do next.
Your room is lousy with blueprints. Your mattress is placed in the middle of the room, on the far side of the room are your Book and CD cupboards. If you look down you can see the many floors below you through the glass floor, your laptop sits in the corner.

(callousGunslinger)

AC: Well at leazt yQo dQn't have tQ live in phear that Qne day
AC: YQur hQuze Qn the Qcean will cQlapze
AC: Qr a bQmb will go Qff and a chunk Qf it will CQme flying Qff
AC: and impale yQur phace!
AC: Qr a rabid beaver will phuck yQur face Qff

(cloudscapeTechnician)

AC: DQez it have zharp edgez?
AC: becauze a peice can phly Qff and impale me tQQ a wall!
AC: I WQuld nQt like that.
AC: nQt Qne bit...

CT: hAhAhAhAhA!
CT: thAt wAs A greAt... joke?
CT: YOU aRE SO FUCKING CRaaaaaZY!!
CT: it's cAlled SBURB.

*creeeeaaaaak*...

*CRACK*
*THUD*
*clatter*

CT: oh god dAmnit not AgAin

(callousGunslinger)

AC: That, my friend iz funny
AC: cauze CT tQtally azked me that queztiQn tQQ
AC: yez I believe I dQ knQw what ZBURB iz
AC: I have the Dizkz

(cloudscapeTechnician)

AC: Qh! That game!
AC: I have it alzQ!
AC: I dunnQ which Dizk tQ inztall phirst thQugh

CT: Awesome!!
CT: do you hAve it with you?
CT: cos I think it needs two plAyers

-- cloudscapeTechnician [CT] started pestering architecturalGallivant [AG] --

CT: hey aG!
CT: whAt's up?

You go to your laptop, someone is pestering you.

AG: Whie, hello, there, CT,.
AG: Having, any, problems, with, your, radio, tower,? Structural, instability, can, be, a, probliem, ien, hie, altietudes, such, as, yours,.

AC: Yez but I'm aphraid that if I dQwnlQad it
AC: SQmthing very bad will happen...
AC: like sQme kind Qf "WQrld will end Kind Qf thing..."
AC: but if yQu inzizt, I will

You get up, you walk over to the Dark green box on your bed, and pick it up. as soon as you open it up, you realize that it has only one disk in it.. and it.. smells... like... FIRE! OH SHIT RUN MAN RUN, RUN LIKE FUCKING HELL MAN. you flip the fuck out realizing it was your fucking aunts "Oder Del Fuego", sticks in the corner of your room... jegus Christ....

you walk back to your iPad (hell yes)

AC: Well I gQt the Dizkz
AC: Qne prQblem thQugh
AC: I'm mizzing Qne

CG: well i guess i should go then!
CG: alleyoup!
-- callousGunslinger [CG] ceased pestering activeCamoflage [AC] --
Zain gets up from the ground, where he had his iPad nano (ipod touch, lolz) and walks over to the locked door. 'Gramma won't be pleased' Zain thinks to himself, before pulling his revolver, blowing off the lock (again) and opening the door. He hears the familiar footsteps of his grandma, and shoots one of the china plates she keeps on the wall. This provides a sufficient distraction, as she wheels around, and Zain dashes past her. But, he's not fast enough...