Re: SBURB BETA

**grammaticalMisinterpreter** Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:12 pm

CE: so hey i
CE: JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK?

there was a huge ZAP and various object in your room start flying around, this weird clockwork looking portal apears on your wall

CE:dude what the fuck is happening?!

**grammaticalMisinterpreter** Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:25 pm

All of a sudden someone with a giant pen comes out of the portal, what the fuck. he looks at you "oh whoops, wrong house ummm, forget this ever happend!" with that he stepped back into the portal and disapeared

CE: dude some oddly familiar fucking dude got in my house

**draconicAnthropologist** Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:27 pm

SB: what the heck?
SB: the game we're playing is having a strange effect on reality already...
SB: perhaps it has something to do with it?

Cam had no idea what was going on. He figured his buddy Clark had done something funny again. He sounded too confused for that, though...

**grammaticalMisinterpreter** Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:29 pm

CE: I don't know who ever it was-
CE: JESUS CHRIST IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!!!!

this time another person walked in with the same pen, except...

CE: jesus dude this time it was you!
CE: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON JESUS CHRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSTTT!

**draconicAnthropologist** Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:46 pm

FCT (future Cam Thistle):
Future Cam mentally checked over his notes of what he was supposed to be doing, and prepared himself to rewrite the timeline.
"Okay..." he said. He realized what he was about to do would probably cause too many paradoxes to count...
"Here, take these. Keep them safe..." Future Cam said as he pushed some notebook papers in Clark's direction. "Annd... here's your disks..." he muttered to himself, offering up the server and client envelopes. As he did so, he checked his watch absent-mindedly. "Oh no!" he exclaimed, slapping himself on the side of the head. He was several minutes too late! He quickly inked a return symbol on the floor next to him and soon separated from the timestream to go back to an indeterminate time and place, presumably to fix his predicament.

CT (Cam Thistle):
SB: OKAY WHAT
SB: is transpiring
SB: I was/am in your house?
SB: maybe it's TIME TRAVEL or CLONING!!
SB: or my eevil twin!
Cam laughed at the ridiculous antics his pal and him were getting up to. These shenanigans, while preposterous, were extremely amusing!

Cam would never use time travel!

**grammaticalMisinterpreter** Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:55 pm

PCH( Present clark halden soon to be non existant!)
CE: Dude you just gave these weird pictures and papers and stuff what the fuck?

PCH( Past Clark Halden soon to be present clark halden)

CE: dude some oddly familiar fucking dude got in my house
CE: wait! what the fuck dude now you came out of a portal!
CE: Dude what the fuck is happening?!

**avianOrthodontist** Sun Apr 11, 2010 2:20 am

PD: Whats going on here? Wait a second.

Michael proceeded to fill a wardrobe with various objects around the room, and dropped it on the Cruxtruder, the top flew open, and a strange orange Spirograph-like sprite shot out the top and collided with a constable action figure to form the Constasprite!

PD: What...
PD: ...the...
PD: ...fuck?

**draconicAnthropologist** Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:17 am

FCT (future Cam Thistle):
Future Cam reappeared a couple feet behind from a 30-something ponytailed man wearing sunglasses, in a labyrinthine church. He skillfully flicked his Chrono-YoYo at the man, and it wrapped itself around his torso and lodged in his mouth, tying him up and gagging him. He reeled in the string and left the guy leaning against a wall, unnoticed by Clark. (who was busy smashing through a wall with his broom)

CT (Cam Thistle):
SB: dude!!
SB: They're probably important
SB: tell me what is on them?

ANPCT (alternate/normal past Cam Thistle):
-- senselessBastion [SB] started pestering comicalExcavationer [CE] --
SB: Oh, hey!
SB: you're back?

**avianOrthodontist** Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:29 am

PD: Hey, Cam, You may want to see this, look behind you...

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