Roll them DiceZ~ Vers. ∞

Okay.. Let's try this again! Wee!
Once again..
Rules: The GM posts a situation the players are in. The players then post their actions, according to the conditions GM sets. The GM then rolls for the actions' results, and writes them out in his post. Then the players post actions again, ad infinitum.
ALL ACTIONS MUST BE BOLDED. ALL SIDE ACTIONS WILL BE ITALICIZED. ONE ACTION. ONE SIDE ACTION. THE SIDE ACTION MIGHT NOT GET IN DUE TO THE OUTCOME OF THE MAIN ACTION.
IF AT ANY POINT, YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR ACTION, MODIFY THE POST THE ORIGINAL ACTION WAS IN.
The action results are defined by a six-sided die roll, or optionally, 2 eight sided dice. that's RTDx though:
[1]: Epic Fail. Your efforts only worsened your situation. Mostly hillarious
[2]: Fail. Your skills or luck were insufficient.
[3]: Meager success: The situation didn't improve by as much as you have intended.
[4]: Success: Your efforts were sufficient to achieve your goal.
[5]: Epic Success: Your skills and luck have combined to ensure your success.
[6]: Overshot: Your efforts were more than required for the goal's completion, and your luck is such that unfortunate side-effects are inevitable.
If at any time something threatens a player, that player may make a roll to avoid the threat.
By using a skill repeatedly, you will become more experienced, leading up to a +3 to the roll, Failguard, and a title of 'Legendary X' where x is what the character is legendary in. This means no epic fails, but there are more overshoots.
There might be no overarching goal, though there are several ways to end the game and "Win"
1Destroy the planet.
2 Become Immortal/a god.
3 Become the Emperor of the planet.
4:Fulfill an in-character goal.
5:Anything the creator deems worthy.
Obviously any of these Rules may be changed to fit the creaors adventure. Have fun!

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Name:
Species:
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Your situation: You are naked with 10 gold in the middle of a small town. What do you do?
Note: Im gonna be in dis shit. Yo.

Name: Zain II Vonschiellt
Species: Human
Bro. Lets do this shit.

Name: Honduras Vonschiellheifer
Species: Human
((last name thief: you))

DA: [4] You do some time shenanigans, but you dont know what to do, so you dont do anything. [?] I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with the command 'Shit in the king's dinner'
DS: [2] You fail to get clothing, so instead you [3] pilfer some innocent villager's pockets, netting some clean undies (why did he have those in his pocket?), and 5 gold. +1 to thievery. [1/4].
Status:
DS: 15 gold, underwear, novice thief [1/4]
DA: 10 gold, naked.

Name: Sir Nimbus McStratus III Esquire
Species: Fishman

DA: [2] You fail. What is a fucking mobile anyway?
DS: [3] You pilfer some gloves, and 5 more gold. +1 thievery. You then [6] find a high quality, regal dagger, which is awesomely sharpened. +2 to attack rolls!
Status:
DA: Naked, 10 gold, novice inventor [0/4]
DS: Wearing undies, gloves, wielding regal sharp dagger, novice thief [2/4], 20 gold.

DA: [1] You travel forward in time mentally 5 seconds, and give yourself a headache. -1 to mental rolls. [4] You drink and drown out your sorrows.
DS: [6] You take one of the nobles into an alley, and shank his azz. Novice knife-guy. [2/4] You take his awesome clothing, 100 gold, and also the rest of his stuff, which is assorted tools for building. You then [1] fling the body into the street and then attempt to do parkour, and then [1] fall flat on your face. Broken nose, -2 to social rolls for 3 turns.
Status:
DS: Awesome pimpin clothing, 120 gold, regal sharp knife, assorted tools, broken nose, novice knife guy [2/4], novice thief [2/4]. +2 to physical rolls, -2 to social rolls.
DA: Naked, 8 gold, headache, -1 to mental rolls. Novice inventor, Novice timetraveller. Should probably do something useful and realistic soon.

DA: [5-1=4] You succeed. Your headache subsides, and you feel mentally refreshed. +1 to mental rolls for a few turns. You then [5] run out into the street and do some awesome dancing. You get 10 gold, which you should probably spend on some clothes. +2 to dancing.
DS: [3+2=5] Using your knife that you plant in the wall, you do some crazy spins and shit on the wall. +3 to parkour. Novice acrobat. [3/4] You feel really stretchy and light. +2 to movement rolls for a few turns. Then you [4] fix your nose. +2 to healing magic. Novice healer [2/4]
Status:
DS: Novice acrobat[3/4], novice healer[2/4], novice knifer[2/4], novice thief[2/4]. Wielding regal sharp knife, assorted tools, +2 to physical rolls, +2 to movement rolls for a few turns, awesome pimpin clothing, 120 gold. +1 to social rolls.
DA: Naked, 18 gold, +1 to mental rolls. Novice inventor [0/4], Novice timetraveller[0/4]. Novice dancer[2/4].

DA: [5] You find a huge, jeweled axe. It is two handed. You can't hold it unfortunately, so you shove it in Hammer Space. Then you [2+1=3][4] design a weird box with what resembles a fist inside of it. Then you make it, but improve upon your plans along the way. You successfully make a spring-loaded fist in a box.
DS: You [6] find your bro, and also a few coins. Along the way you [4] pilfered 20 gold and a jewel which is worth around 10 gold. Oh and some clothing, which you hand your bro. You also chuck 10 gold and the jewel his way. The jewel [6] lands in such a way it duplicates.
Status:
DS: Novice acrobat[3/4], novice healer[2/4], novice knifer[2/4], apprentice thief[0/8]. Wielding regal sharp knife, assorted tools, +2 to physical rolls, +2 to movement rolls for a few turns, awesome pimpin clothing, 120 gold. +1 to social rolls. Awesome pimpin clothing, 147 gold. +1 to social rolls.
DA: Wearing ripped clothing, 28 gold, +1 to mental rolls. Novice inventor [2/4], Novice timetraveller[0/4]. Novice dancer[2/4]. Two jewels.

((shit lets be santa))
Training montage, get stronger!
Polevault with giantfuckingaxe

DA: [5] You do a training montage. Then you [4] do a fucking pole vault over your bro's head.
DS: You [5+1=6] join your bro's party. Then you [4+2=6] pull another noble off the street and kill him. You search the body, and give your bro the goods. This consists of 119 gold, some more pimpin clothing, and some building plans.
Status:
DA: Wielding giant jeweled axe, wearing pimpin clothing, holding building plans. 147 gold. +1 to mental rolls. Novice inventor [2/4], Novice timetraveller[0/4]. Novice dancer[2/4]. Two jewels.
DS: Novice acrobat[3/4], novice healer[2/4], apprentice knifer[0/8], apprentice thief[0/8]. Wielding regal sharp knife, assorted tools, +2 to physical rolls, +2 to movement rolls for a few turns, +1 to social rolls. Awesome pimpin clothing, 147 gold. +1 to social rolls.