Roll Them Dicez~

MS: [1] You fall flat on your face. The guard [4] cant laugh, because you hit one of his lungs with that attack. You [5] go back and set up shop again.
DA: [5] You go to the throne room, but encounter a man setting up shop in a side area of the market district. He appears to sell armor/weaponry, and he looks as though he has just recovered from a fight.
Status:
MS: Wearing a set of iron enchanted armor, over some regular clothing, 366 gold, novice randomancer, apprentice energy craftsman, apprentice swordsman, wielding awesome short-sword. +1 to combat rolls, +1 to movement rolls, +2 to blocking rolls.
DA: Novice cryomancer, apprentice haberdasher. Wearing regular clothing, high quality hat, 136 gold. Job for the king as ice sculptor.

MS: [6] You make a clone of your awesome shortsword, except its a longsword. You also [6] make some awesome thin armor. It does the same as the longsword, because its spiked. Oh and +2 to blocking rolls. You make a duplicate incase. You notice some guy passing by. You level up to expert.
DA: [6] You make an iron/ice statue of the smithy. On the base of the statue is inscribed: '"so cooool" - Jade' You level up to Apprentice. [3/8] You give it to him for [6] 115 gold. He [6] joins your team and gives you an awesome shortsword and some awesome light armor, in exchange for a high quality hat.
Status:
MS: Wearing a set of thin awesome enchanted armor, over some regular clothing, 251 gold, novice randomancer, expert energy craftsman, apprentice swordsman, wielding awesome long-sword, also high quality hat. +2 to combat rolls, +2 to movement rolls, +2 to blocking rolls.
DA:Apprentice cryomancer, apprentice haberdasher. Wearing awesome thin enchanted armor, wielding awesome short sword, high quality hat, 251 gold. Job for the king as ice sculptor.
Party:
MS's party: DA, MS.

DA: [6] You make a Thinking Cap, +2 to mental rolls when equipped, and also the Fabled hat of Dave which gives +2 to social rolls and also +1 to physical rolls when equipped. (lvl up to expert for you little man! [1/16]) Then you ((oh my gawd random.org loves us.)) [6] Go and collect a spider that produces silk, and a large bundle of felt, and also some silk on the side.
MS: [6+1=7] You go and create 2 pendants of OWNAGE. +1 to all rolls when equipped. Oh and also: [9/16] Half way to mastur! Holyshitsocool. You [4+2=6] bust into the kings throne room like a pimp and hes like OMG and makes you his smith.
Status:
MS: Wearing a set of thin awesome enchanted armor, over some regular clothing, 251 gold, novice randomancer, expert energy craftsman, apprentice swordsman, wielding awesome long-sword, also fabled hat of Dave. +4 to combat rolls, +3 to movement rolls, +3 to blocking rolls, +3 to social rolls. +1 to everything else. Oh, also? King's smith.
DA: Apprentice cryomancer, expert haberdasher. Wearing awesome thin enchanted armor, wielding awesome short sword, wearing awesome pendant, thinking cap, 251 gold. Job for the king as ice sculptor, spider that produces silk, large bundle of felt, 5 bolts of silk.

Become King's Royal Icesculpter
Haberdash a silk tophat
Name the spider Theodore Tropos. (Theo(dore) for short)

DA: He [1] denies you, but lets you stay as the palace ice-sculptor anyway. You [4+1=5] make an awesome silk tophat for the king. He puts it on. (Kings in this world don't have crowns. They think crowns are silly.)
MS: You ask if he has a magical anvil/hammer, and he says [6+2=8] ((AWSHITSOCOOL)) "Why yes I do. In fact, they were passed down from my grandfathers, who were famous for their smithing." (Shit dawg, them anvils/hammers give +2 to mah energy smithin.) You then [6+1+2=9] go and smith a WHOLE SHIT TON of awesome thin armor for all of the troops. You also make the Armor of John Freeman. I put it on, and immediately get +2 to all energy smithing rolls BRO INSTA OVERSHOT EVEN IF I AM FUCKING ROLLIN A 1. Oh and also it gives +1 to physical rolls and +1 to my social stuffs. Plus now im a master smith. +2 to all rolls for smithing energy shit. AW SHIT BRO. OVEROVERSHOT EVEN FOR A ONE NOW. HOMES.
Status:
MS: Wearing a set of thin awesome enchanted armor, over some regular clothing, 251 gold, novice randomancer, master energy craftsman, apprentice swordsman, wielding awesome long-sword, also fabled hat of Dave. Oh and? Armor of John Freeman. +5 to combat rolls, +3 to movement rolls, +3 to blocking rolls, +4 to social rolls. +1 to everything else. Oh, also? King's smith. Alsooo, +6 to all energy smitherooing. Bro.
DA: Apprentice cryomancer, expert haberdasher. Wearing awesome thin enchanted armor, wielding awesome short sword, wearing awesome pendant, thinking cap, 251 gold. Job for the king as ice sculptor, spider that produces silk named Theodore Tropos, large bundle of felt, 5 bolts of silk.

Try to find some felt.
Buy multiple colored dyes
--vvMS's post ^^ DA's post --
Train randomancy.
Try to vaporize some nearby rocks.