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-- senselessBastion [SB] started pestering draconicAnthropologist [DA] at 21:52 PM --
SB: Hey dude!
SB: what's up!?
DA: oh no
DA: how did you find me?
SB: What are you talking about, guy?
DA: but you're not real!
SB: YES I AM!
SB: And how are you still alive? I thought the meteors annihilated the Earth by now...
DA: you're in a different session I think!
DA: we don't even have SBURB yet.
CE: Whoa HEYY gee dawg bromie!
DA: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
SB: Hey CE!
DA: no wait guys!
DA: this is actually really awesome okay
SB: I like cupcakes!
SB: I'm going to draw a picture of a cupcake.
DA: are there even cupcakes in the medium?
SB: No
-- senselessBastion [SB] stopped pestering draconicAnthropologist [DA] at 22:04 PM --

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began trolling senselessBastion [SB] at 14:48 PM --
TG: hey
SB: Hello..?
SB: Are you someone I should know?
TG: dude hell yes
TG: everyone should know me
SB: ??
SB: why are you bothering me I'm busy
TG: just wanted to say you suck at time
TG: and i basically rock
TG: thats all
SB: okay..?
-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased trolling senselessBastion [SB] at 14:52 PM --

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FUTURECHAT
-- praetoricDiplomat [PD] began pestering senslessBastion [SB] --

PD: Whats going on here?
PD: SB, are you there?
SB: Yes?
PD: Whats with that comicalExcivationer dude, lol?
SB: I have no idea
SB: he's so insane
PD: His uncle is all like, substituting objects namely dorrs with other objects namely doors.
SB: all those doors which are namely
SB: why does he substitute them so
PD: Alas, poor Doorick! I knew him, Dooratio!
SB: To open or to close, that is the question...
PD: A door of infinite jest!
PD: What about your sister, I can hear partying all the way from here in Katu.
SB: Yeah, I'm surprised my I can still hear anything at all
PD: Party all day and night and... midnevenoon
SB: The midevenoon parties are always the best or so I have heard
SB: Too bad midevenoon is a falsified time of day
PD: Yea, those are the best nonmaterial parties ever
SB: Truly!
PD: Quite, my good chap!
SB: I'm going to draw a diagram here on the floor and hopefully summon several future selves in the midevenoon for a party
PD: Would you fancy some TEA and BISCUITS, maybe some CRUMPETS!?
SB: YES
PD: Look at the COLOUR of that UNIVERSITY, but im not going there now, im on HOLIDAY!
SB: Now I'm going to drive this LORRY onto a LIFT
SB: And go see some FILMS at the CINEMA
PD: I believe I would fancy myself some CRISPS, by the way, what do you think of my new BOOT, BROTHER.
PD: GOD
PD: SAVE
PD: THE
PD: QUEEN!
SB: QUEEEEEN!!!
PD: Where does CE live anyway?
PD: I thought you'd know.
SB: I never asked
SB: It would have been kind of creepy
PD: Oh, yes, that would have been QUEER, almost as much as taking a PUFF from a FAG in a WASHBASKET!
SB: That didn't make sense to me, and I'm British...
PD: ISLE OF MAN!!!!!!!
SB: Okay then!
PD: Im just trying to get your goat,
SB: I'm going to eat some CANADIAN BACON. Because it's totally from Canada.
SB: I traded it for a moose
SB: and some magic beans
PD: Im in Nepal.
SB: NEPAUL
PD: MCCARTNEY!
PD: YOU DIRTY LIVERPUDLIAN!
SB: NOO
PD: COMMONWEALTH!
PD: FISHWIFE!
SB: NEPAL!
PD: Im in the upper atmosphere.
SB: There are no stereotypical slang terms associated with it
PD: Nope.
SB: OZONE LAYERRR!
PD: PANTS!
SB: C:
PD: OK...
SB: C:<
PD: why?
SB: I don't know?
PD: Its okay, I dont blame you.
SB: Okay MESOSPHERE then.
PD: POOR ORAL HYGENE!
SB: CUUURSEEES
PD: Okay.
SB: My figurative monocle flies off in outrage!
PD: Im going to get back to alchemising now.
SB: Okay!
PD: Lets see, Torrent some Fusion and Ultraviolet from CE...
SB: Oh, you.
PD: Me...
SB: I want some codesss
PD: Let me put it the wave converter...
PD: Calibrate... gamma... heat...
PD: The code is 1a6l0b>p
SB: totally gonna punch that now
PD: By the way, hows your eye doing?
SB: I think I got something to make it not so bright
PD: Ok.
SB: ultraviolet stuff
PD: Can do...
SB: what modus did you switch to again
PD: Array
SB: whoo that sounds easy guy
PD: Not really...
SB: hashtrees are ridiculous
PD: Lets see... Ultraviolet: i688p0!b
SB: UV && Monitor || Glasses = Desktop Sunglasses?
PD: Wait a second, i think i have an idea.
SB: okay!
SB: What is it?
PD: Im going to recallibrate the core with sound waves...
SB: haha!
SB: this should be INTERESTING!
PD: Ok! a124*6p08
SB: I'm going to need some of CE and your grists to make that I think
PD: Now, im going to give you the code for one of these smaller megaphones...
PD: Ok... so ill transfer, say 50 units of catalyst and 20 Fusion Core.
SB: alright!
PD: and... megaphone... 5hu7m68t
PD: Now alchemise your yo-yo and spoons with the gigaphones.
PD: Give me the code for your Monitor Glasses.
SB: 77Yx0!?4
PD: Okay...
PD: It now seems that I can program the codes directly into the alchemiter as values.
PD: Ok, after those 5 gyclopses, im preety lousy with grist.
SB: oh dude
SB: soo craaazy
PD: Yea.
PD: But im getting preety tired. 10 Energy Drinks cant keep you up forever. Im going to need to alchemise some sort of barrier.
SB: hmm
SB: Can't server-person make you one temporarily?
PD: Yea, but she's not responding right now, she has'nt been in the medium for very long anyway, so she probably hasent alchemised.
SB: Right.
PD: Im going to need some sort of projecter, amber, and a core...
PD: Im sending you 500 catalyst, its REALLY useful.
SB: Alright!
SB: I'm going to mess with that