The City (Hopefully better than on Acmawork)

I will now take this time...to introduce a new kind of rp. HERE IS AN EXAMPLE.

RP Director:
You come across a little girl. What do you do?
A. Murder her like the cruel cruel person you are.
B. Walk her home like a good little boy (you sissy).
C. Leave her alone like the boring individual you choose to bore your life with.

Role-player:
B.
I walk up and ask her if she needs help going home, and we proceed in the direction of her house.

Make sense? Good.

I am the rp director. I will not PARTICIPATE but I make the choices. SO...BASICALLY...I am god.
(I reposted this so it can be better...I had already posted it but it suddenly went away...)
In this rp, there are three character slots.

-Player1:avianOrthodontist-
-Player2:draconicAnthropologist-
-Player3:grammaticalMisinterpreter-

NOW...the plot:

You wake up and find yourself in a hospital. It is completely empty, and there are two others in your room. Each of you have a note in your hand, and a few weapons by your bed. What will you do now?

(Options will arrive once people join. All out of rp conversation WILL BE SHORT AND IN PARENTHESIS. ALSO you can request an option in parenthesis and I may or may not allow it. But, don't worry, I'm not strict in this so I will probably accept the requests. You can also always have dialogue with the other players.)

Form:
Name:
Appearance:
Player #:

Name: Roy
Appearance: Due to mild brain trauma, and cuts on his arms, he wears a bandage around half his head, and most of his forearms, he wears a dress shirt and red necktie and khaki pants. He also carry's around 2 akimbo double barrel shotguns
Player #:1

Name: Jakob
Appearance:

(( I guess he has a weapon, ummm harpoon gun ))
Player #: 3!!!

(( we can have weapons? ))

(options made me lol)
(SLAP CHOP - stop having a boring tuna and end your stop having a boring life)

GM is obviously getting the last slot (if they want it), and as I trust WTKYs use of authority, I'll be joining!
Which means more than likely all male characters (anything else would turn out awkward?)

(Decidedly simple forms! I commend you on trimming the information as such)
(please don't let my stilted speech intimidate anyone)

Name: Hamilton
Appearance: Small build, wears pants that are half black and half white and a thin black raincoat with the number 7 in blue on the back. Wields a flare gun and a serrated gladius.
Player #: 2 (SECOND BANANA)
persimmon persimmon persimmon persimmon

(holy s### AO, double double shotguns? lol)
(also; TT? rose? hahahaaaa)

(STARTING!)
You wake up and find yourselves in a hospital. There are two others in the room, and as far as you can tell, the hospital is empty. You find weapons by your bed.

Player #1 options:
a) Pick up weapon
b) Get out of bed
c) Look out window

Player #2 options:
a) Pick up weapon
b) Get out of bed
c) Check pockets

Player #3 options:
a) Pick up weapon
b) Get out of bed
c) Observe room closer

(Remember, TEAMWORK. ALSO sometimes there will be character building options. Those will be discussed later.)

A) IT'S HARPOON THYME!

(I HAVE TO POST AS MUCH AS I CAN, SO, I WILL CONTINUE WIF BEN'S)

Player #3:

You realize there is a note on the harpoon gun.

a) Read note
b) Ignore for now and visit past options
c) Throw note away

A) NOTE READING THYME! LET'S READ THIS SHIT AWP!

Player #3:

NOTE:
Patient 3: Jakob Anderson
Age: 20
Condition: He seems to be suffering..............
It seems to be a summary of your medical record. You might want to keep this safe. You put the note in your pocket.

a) Revisit past options
b) Check pockets
c) Jog your memory (HIT YOUR HEAD ON THE DOOR...actually it will just be a brief flashback.)

B) ITZ PAWKET CHEKIN' THYME! JUST SHOVIN MAH HAND IN DER!

(oo, liking this style already. CITY QUEST by SIERRA tm)
A) I'll need th(is/ese) to protect myself. And I don't feel like getting up!

a) Pick up weapon

Player #1:

You get the shotguns you've always dreamed of...but there's a note attached!

a) Read note
b) Put it in your pocket and read it later
c) Scream at the top of your lungs to test your LUNG STRENGTH.


Player #2:

You get the flare gun and serrated gladius. (Right?) YOU FIND A NOTE ATTACHED TO THEM!

a) Read note
b) Save note for later
c) Talk to other room inhabitants

Player#3:

You find the note you put in before, a wallet with an ID, and a small letter.

a) Read letter
b) Put items back into pockets
c) Throw your wallet to another room inhabitant to gain attention

c) FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ALLLLLLLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Player #1:

You find our LUNG STRENGTH quite powerful and you feel rejuvenated! +3,000,000,000 to self confidence!
Then, there's a thump out side the door.

a) PUT THAT NOTE IN YOUR POCKET, GET OUT OF BED, AND SEE WHAT THAT WAS ALL ABOUT!
b) Eh, read the note. You'll check out the noise/possible life-threatening danger later
c) Get out of bed and check out that window! It's a beautiful day!

c) ITS THROWIN' THYME!

A) Huh, could these be from Santy Claus?
( Yep, that's right! Flare gun & serrated gladius! lol. )

a) LETS GETS SOME SHIT DONE HERE!!!

Player #1:

You get your lazy ass out of bed and walk up to the door. You hear a suspicious ripping noise, and suddenly you start to SECOND GUESS yourself. OH NO! What do you do?!

a) Punch your balls to remind yourself you're a man.
b) Be a girl and back away slowly from the door
c) Um...I'm not gonna do any of that....I'm just gonna open the door.

Player #2:

You throw your wallet, but you clumsily miss when you hear a thump on the door. Your wallet breaks through a window.

a) Cry like a mother that just lost her wallet...or...child...
b) Forget the wallet, you probably won't need the five $100 bills in there...(sad face)
c) Meh. Let's check out that door.

Player #3:

You look at the note, not even paying attention to the wallet that just whizzed by your head. You realized it's a short summary of your medical record. You decide to put it in your pocket for now when you hear a thump on the door.

a) I'm a big baby and I don't WANNA check out the door.
b) Why not check out the door, someone else is there.
c) HMMMMMMMMMMM...I dunno.... (Options are welcome for choice c)

(( I think you got #2 and #3's options mixed up; it was GM who threw his wallet ))

C) Raise flare gun and FIREEEEEEE (at the ceiling)
C) Peer out window, see how high up we are, see if I can see my house from here... wait, do I have a house?
or
B) Open door, greet newcomer(s) warmly. (and stab them if things get bad)

(I think I did get them mixed up....OH and OF COURSE I will have to wait for the other two...sorry...)

(alright! :p wonder where AO got off to!?)

c) My femininity is my business

I'll choose B) for player 2 because those would most likely be my options

B) Screw the wallet. MONEY IS JUST A WAIST OF PAPER DUUUUUDE